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Sam. 16. England. Supernatural. Doctor Who. Avengers.

graham norton during Eurovision 2013: the best of

  • graham: if two girls kissing offends you, then grow up
  • on ireland performance: good news for the irish economy, i hear they’ve discovered oil there. too bad it’s baby oil and they appear to have used it all on his backing dancers.
  • graham on montenegro: the picture quality of the moon landing was better than this link to Montenegro
  • montenegro: we have to be brief, don’t we?
  • graham: yes
  • graham: i don’t think bonnie can win now, i don’t know, i’m not carol vorderman.
  • petra: we're half through voting now
  • graham: oh that's depressing
  • estonia: shows up
  • graham: is he standing outside a prison?
  • albania: petra you look gorgeous tonight!
  • graham: better than you
  • albanian guy: (singing) should i live, should i die without your love--
  • graham: you should leave
  • eric: i'll help you to the bathroom
  • graham: don't do that eric, that's how rumours start
  • germany: we're having so much fun!!!1!
  • graham: speak for yourself
  • dude: breathes
  • graham: oh look, it's sideshow bob, nice of him to show up
  • petra: azerbaijan won 2 years ago, it can still happen now!
  • graham: god, please, no
  • denmark: winning
  • graham: busy right now, just won the eurovision, i'll call back later. #donereallywell!!1!1!
  • voting after denmark has won: proceeds, ppl giving points to russia or idk
  • graham: can someone please tell her she can't win now
  • graham: oh flowers now, marvellous
  • graham: my taxi is waiting outside so if she could sing as quick as possible, that would be nice

highfunctioning-homosapien:

That time Loki vs. Thor on Eurovision. Based on this post, with inspiration from X who reached her post limit because of Romania Loki

bluewriters:

hacheload:

cronusempire:

steven-moffat:

grim-bark-tier:

lordwhat:

There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger.

Well hello there satan

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NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES

AND PLOT TWIST: All those unconnected stories? They connect like puzzle pieces in the end. 

SOMEBODY MAKE THIS HAPPEN

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bowtied: thetardisisatprivetdrive: The Doctor found your blog! Hello- yes- sorry! Didn’t mean to surprise you, just a bit of a non-routine routine… checkarooni. Oh… no, not checkarooni. What in the blazes is a checkarooni? Really, Doctor.  But no! Truly, there’s nothing to worry about. Just a bit of a —follow-up, yes, a follow-up, after that whole situation with the Wi-Fi. If you’re wondering, you are A-OK. I think, just one more quick—…… ah, yes. No residual, soul-sucking hotspots here. Relax, and- and… keep on scrolling.  Oh, and if you happen to see a fish on your monitors… don’t be alarmed. He’s microchip-encapsulated, called Barnaby. I had him on the TARDIS monitors and then he just went swimming off into the Wi-Fi. If you see him, just, you know, shoo him in the general direction of my when-and-where.  (Okay, so less of a follow-up-with-the-Wi-Fi, more of a I’ve-lost-my-bio-fibre-optic-fish… but I digress!)

bowtied:

thetardisisatprivetdrive:

The Doctor found your blog!

Hello- yes- sorry! Didn’t mean to surprise you, just a bit of a non-routine routine… checkarooni. Oh… no, not checkarooni. What in the blazes is a checkarooni? Really, Doctor. 

But no! Truly, there’s nothing to worry about. Just a bit of a —follow-up, yes, a follow-up, after that whole situation with the Wi-Fi. If you’re wondering, you are A-OK. I think, just one more quick—…… ah, yes. No residual, soul-sucking hotspots here. Relax, and- and… keep on scrolling. 

Oh, and if you happen to see a fish on your monitors… don’t be alarmed. He’s microchip-encapsulated, called Barnaby. I had him on the TARDIS monitors and then he just went swimming off into the Wi-Fi. If you see him, just, you know, shoo him in the general direction of my when-and-where. 

(Okay, so less of a follow-up-with-the-Wi-Fi, more of a I’ve-lost-my-bio-fibre-optic-fish… but I digress!)

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